No doubt when people heard they were coming out with a movie based
on the board game battleship there were a lot of eye rolls and heavy sighs.
Director Peter Berg of Friday
Night Lights fame and the
writing team of Jon and Erich Hoeber, who also wrote the Bruce Willis movie Red, heard the heavy sighs
and decided to roll with it. If people are already going into this movie
thinking it is going to be ridiculous then why not just go full tilt.
Battleship is an overly
computer generated action movie that follows every cliché in the genre, and the
only thing that makes the movie enjoyable is just how ridiculous the movie
becomes.
The movie feels a
lot like Transformers and in a lot of respects it is, aliens
coming down to earth with a plan to destroy it. Actually I think once the
aliens landed we were the ones who fired first, but that is not the point. Where Michael Bay and Peter Berg differ is
Bay took his action movies much more seriously. Berg has seen a summer
blockbuster before and knows that the demand for action is much higher than the
demand for story. So he makes the premise completely ridiculous and
decides to not take the movie based on a 60's board game too seriously.
The movie opens on
Lieutenant Alex Hopper played by Tim Riggins. With no real direction in his life his brother played by
Alexander Skarsgard from True
Blood, forces him to join the
navy under his command. And I kid you not almost as soon as
Skarsgard delivers the line "Do you think this is a game?"
the title card for the movie flashes on the screen. I have to believe
they did that intentionally to set the tone for just how ridiculous the movie
was going to be. Because if they didn't, then really, just wow. With
a rocking soundtrack playing in the background that is just one of the many laughable moments of the
movie, and I would love to give them away, but doing that would be like telling
you the punch line to a joke before giving you the set-up. Just know that
during some of these moments the entire audience let out a bellowing moan, they
are just that bad. Thankfully no one in the movie says anything to the
effect of "You sunk my battleship," but as soon as the reference to
the grid board comes into play the movie becomes something so awful it
just loops right back around to being awesome.
That being said it
does take a while to get there. The first half of the movie drags.
It may even be more than half the movie, it really is just that difficult
to tell how long and how far the movie drags. There are a lot of clichés the
writing team need to set up first and the Hoeber brothers take their time
getting to the point. They always have a tough time getting all the information out in the first act like in their previous films Whiteout and Red. But this then lets the duo put all the best action sequences and comedy at the end. It wasn't till the action picked up that they seem to excel with pacing
and finding the correct dialogue to fit the scene.
Since the movie
was so hoke not much was demanded from the actors, which is important because
none of the main actors have too much to offer. You may be saying to
yourself, but Liam Neeson is starring in the movie he is not really there. While his name may be on all the advertising,
really he is just there to collect a paycheck, he gets left out of most of the
action as the commanding officer. Most of the heavy lifting is done by
Taylor Kitsch who some of you may remember, or most likely remember hearing
about from the recent bomb John
Carter. It makes sense that Berg would go back to cast one of his
biggest actors in his critically acclaimed television show, but in Friday Night Lights he was asked to be soft spoken off the
field, and intense on it. That soft spoken nature, which was captured
well in the series, does not translate when you are asked to be the lead star
in an action movie. Rihanna also makes her feature film debut and while I
went in wanting to make fun of her, she does fine in the movie as the spunky
private with attitude. Brooklyn Decker is always a great choice as eye
candy, and she even gets her own storyline to stop the alien invasion.
All the actors do exactly what is expected from them and deliver all their
lines with a smile on their face, everyone is in on the joke.
Unless you are a
glutton for punishment, you probably shouldn't be paying the exorbitant ticket
prices to see this movie. The only relief to the movie is all the action
doesn't come flying at you as they chose not to put the movie in 3-D although
the visuals to the movie would certainly justify it. A lot of the people
walked out of the theater with a look of disgust on their face. But I had a huge smile on mine. The
movie is laughably bad, and I can't remember a major blockbuster recently
released like this. I loved this movie, but could see why people would hate it
if they had expected something more. I suppose they will have to wait for
the theatrical release of Crossfire,
because if it’s anything like the commercials, that movie would be epic. C+
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